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Exciel – Sadlife Hero

• email – exciel805@gmail.com
• twitter – ExcieI
• myanimelist – Exciel
• myfigurecollection – Exciel

Class – Chief Writer
Alignment – (╯°□°）╯︵ǝʇıɹʍ-ǝuıɹɥs

STR: D-
MGI: B+
AGI: C
END: D
LCK: E

Class Skills

Blogging (D)
The ability to create written records about one’s own life and thoughts… poorly. At this rank remedial courses are recommended.

Tweeting (C)
The ability to write crude messages in 140 words or less. At this rank one can ‘Tweet’ and ‘Follow’ with no cooldown time. ‘Retweeting’ can be used up to 15 times before requiring to recharge.

Personal Skills

Power Level (B-)
An abstract judgement of one’s own origin as an otaku. At higher ranks one can more easily detect other ‘Power Level’ fields and points. Due to an inverse relationship with one’s “social life”, success rate of getting a date considerably decreases and the ‘Charisma’ ability is reduced two ranks.

Fist of Sheng Long (C+)
Knowledge and ability to competitively play and understand arcade fighting games with the use of an arcade gaming stick. Capable of entering semi-finals at a local tournament. It is rumored that at an EX rank one will gain the abilities and attributes of the characters perceived within the game in reality, although no one is known to have ever achieved this level.

Groveling (B)
A rare talent, performed by kneeling down on all fours and bowing until one’s head touches the floor. Useful for the asking of favors or forgiveness. Effectiveness depends on correct positioning, shape and form and at higher ranks it can dispel deep grudges and even some curses. Legends tell of a forbidden technique, the ‘Sliding Grovel’ that is said to be 4 times as powerful as an A ranked ‘Grovel’ but the art has been lost over 1000 years ago.

Noble Phantasm, Rank: D(oujin)

Unlimited Poverty Works: Decultured Doujin Creation （デカルチャーの同人製）

The limitless creation of unpolished works. A Noble Phantasm that reconstructs the user’s inner landscape into conceptual factory containing all the necessary components to infinitely replicate professionally designed products at a bootleg level. By deploying the user’s world into a metaphysical realm one can construct a series of indie creations without having to pay for the originals or go to Comiket. However an element of “poverty” is attributed to the produced creations preventing them from ever reaching the rank of professionalism and will most likely become pirated themselves by one of the many other users of this Noble Phantasm.

Sobzob – Super Mike

• email – sobzob@gmail.com
• twitter – Sobzob
• myanimelist – Sobzob
• myfigurecollection – Sobzob

Class – Co-Writer
Alignment – ξ(✿ ＞ヮ❛)ξ▄︻▇▇〓〓Tiro☆FINALE

STR: C
MGI: B
AGI: D
END: C
LCK: B+

Class Skills

Blogging (E)
The ability to create written records about one’s own life and thoughts… poorly. Blog posts are minimal and when recorded are of the bare minimum. Assistance is necessary for most tasks.

Tweeting (B)
The ability to write crude messages in 140 words or less. At this rank one can ‘Tweet’, ‘Follow’, and ‘Retweet’ with no cooldown time. Bilingual tweeting is possible but still shameful.

Personal Skills

Power Level (B+)
An abstract judgement of one’s own origin as an otaku. At higher ranks one can more easily detect other ‘Power Level’ fields and points. Due to an inverse relationship with one’s “social life”, success rate of getting a date considerably decreases however the probability of discovering the Root has changed from “nigh impossible” to “terribly unlikely”.

Mastare Europa (A)
Acknowledges oneself as a seasoned resident of the eastern hemisphere also known as ‘the Old World’. Expands on multiple effects including a likelier rate of succeeding college, learning fine arts, as well as involvement in a world war. Has an insatiable taste for meatballs and a bit of an alcoholic however the ability to negate the desire for fastfood is present as well.

Golden Hoarder (A-)
Money issues are not a common problem. There is freedom to purchase what he or she desires on the whim and one has already amassed an empire of collectable merchandise. Provides the ability to catalog purchased orders and items on pre-order in an Excel file. There is a chance of overspending however it is likely it can be covered with next month’s paycheck.

Noble Phantasm, Rank: D(etolf)

Gates of IKEA: King’s Detolf (王のデトルフ、ゲート・オブ・IKEA)

The key which opens the entrance to the primordial IKEA that no longer exists in modern society. This is the IKEA’s true form which the IKEA retail stores of today attempt to replicate. The owner of the key is granted access to a seemingly unlimited supply of European home furnishing supplies and decoration from each era. Obscure and foreign items traded from other countries are contained within the Gates as well. Greater understanding of fine and bizarre decorating is required to make efficient use of this Noble Phantasm. If one has a severely warped state of mind (such as from a high ‘Power Level’ ranking) then the contents that pass through the Gates will reflect the user’s polluted imagery.